A Moment

An intimate conversation between boyfriend and girlfriend for your viewing pleasure:


(4:47:47 PM) DeeTee: wow, touch and go at that house.
(4:47:51 PM) DeeTee: internet wise
(4:48:31 PM) Adrienne Little: here?
16:50
(4:51:47 PM) DeeTee: yeah
(4:51:50 PM) DeeTee: You keep cutting out
(4:52:42 PM) Adrienne Little: yea
(4:52:47 PM) Adrienne Little: its being a stupid little bitch tonight
(4:53:31 PM) DeeTee: Speaking of stupid little female animals, I had a moment with my cat.
(4:54:47 PM) Adrienne Little: ha
(4:54:47 PM) Adrienne Little: what happened?
16:55
(4:58:23 PM) DeeTee: We were cuddling
(4:58:25 PM) DeeTee: (awwww)
(4:58:42 PM) DeeTee: more like I was chillin and she jumped on my lap and spread out so I couldn't move.
(4:59:13 PM) DeeTee: then the little grey kitten with murder in its eyes (that is it's official name now, Murder Eyes) came up and was like "meeeee tooooooo"
(4:59:28 PM) DeeTee: And I was like "Go away, Murder Eyes!"
(4:59:48 PM) DeeTee: And Cleo looked at me and gave me a happy face and purred.
(4:59:51 PM) DeeTee: I don't think they get along.
17:00
(5:00:11 PM) DeeTee: I dont hate Murder Eyes, but I do't like cat fights occuring on my fucking lap so close to my penis.
(5:00:23 PM) DeeTee: don't*
(5:02:42 PM) DeeTee: So, a moment.
(5:02:58 PM) DeeTee: A moment in the exciting life of David Torello, 100 year old cat lady.
(5:02:59 PM) Adrienne Little: haha
(5:02:59 PM) Adrienne Little: nice

I think this snapshot explains itself.


-dt

Southern Hospitality

Good morning, David.  Welcome to you email inbox.  Would you like to see what is up in your neighborhood?

Ok, let me show it to you:

Clery Act Safety Alert

Off Campus Robbery 

Incident Date/Time:  Georgia Tech Police Department received notification today regarding an incident that occurred on June 1, 2011, at approximately 9:30 a.m.

Incident Location:  M Street Apartments -950 Marietta Street, NW

Incident Description: A Georgia Tech student was walking to his vehicle parked in the off-campus M Street Apartments parking lot, located at 950 Marietta Street, NW, when he noticed an unknown male sitting in the driver's seat of his vehicle. The student asked the male what he was doing, and the male demanded to student's belongings. The student ran back in to his apartment and the male chased after him. The male kicked in the apartment door and stole the student's laptop from the living room. The male then exited the apartment and was last seen running along the train tracks near Marietta Street, NW and Northside Drive, NW.

Description of Suspect:
Black male
Mid 40's
5'9" tall
150 pounds
Short hair
Wearing black pants and a red, orange, and black checkered shirt

Status of Investigation: This incident is being investigated by the Atlanta Police Department.Report any information regarding this and other criminal incidents to Crime Stoppers Atlanta at404-577-TIPS (8477).




Oh.  Thanks email.  


By the way, that guy did it in the wrong order.  Usually getting away in a car is easier.


-Dt