Tuesday, June 14, 2011

A Moment

An intimate conversation between boyfriend and girlfriend for your viewing pleasure:


(4:47:47 PM) DeeTee: wow, touch and go at that house.
(4:47:51 PM) DeeTee: internet wise
(4:48:31 PM) Adrienne Little: here?
16:50

(4:51:47 PM) DeeTee: yeah
(4:51:50 PM) DeeTee: You keep cutting out
(4:52:42 PM) Adrienne Little: yea
(4:52:47 PM) Adrienne Little: its being a stupid little bitch tonight
(4:53:31 PM) DeeTee: Speaking of stupid little female animals, I had a moment with my cat.
(4:54:47 PM) Adrienne Little: ha
(4:54:47 PM) Adrienne Little: what happened?
16:55

(4:58:23 PM) DeeTee: We were cuddling
(4:58:25 PM) DeeTee: (awwww)
(4:58:42 PM) DeeTee: more like I was chillin and she jumped on my lap and spread out so I couldn't move.
(4:59:13 PM) DeeTee: then the little grey kitten with murder in its eyes (that is it's official name now, Murder Eyes) came up and was like "meeeee tooooooo"
(4:59:28 PM) DeeTee: And I was like "Go away, Murder Eyes!"
(4:59:48 PM) DeeTee: And Cleo looked at me and gave me a happy face and purred.
(4:59:51 PM) DeeTee: I don't think they get along.
17:00

(5:00:11 PM) DeeTee: I dont hate Murder Eyes, but I do't like cat fights occuring on my fucking lap so close to my penis.
(5:00:23 PM) DeeTee: don't*
(5:02:42 PM) DeeTee: So, a moment.
(5:02:58 PM) DeeTee: A moment in the exciting life of David Torello, 100 year old cat lady.
(5:02:59 PM) Adrienne Little: haha
(5:02:59 PM) Adrienne Little: nice

I think this snapshot explains itself.


-dt

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